a zesty grandma has coaxed you into a snafu

Hey, I'm Sam and I want to make films. I spend a bit of time screaming back and forth here, but here is

my art blog

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

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taylulz:

Sisyphus sets us straight

taylulz:

Sisyphus sets us straight

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sheky-sheky:

Saint Sebastian, 1671 
Giuseppe Giorgetti

sheky-sheky:

Saint Sebastian, 1671 

Giuseppe Giorgetti

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dw:

me after i shave

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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dirtyminaj:

yinx:

june has had enough


june strikes again

dirtyminaj:

yinx:

june has had enough

june strikes again

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legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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(via communistbakery)

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